ryankelleyonline:

(Photo by Paul Gregory)

ryankelleyonline:

(Photo by Paul Gregory)

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dlubes:

no bro listen to me…waxing ur eyebrows is NOT gay if u call them ur eyebros

(via clestroying)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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sorry:

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

(via clestroying)

kim-kanye-baby:

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

Oh my god!

(via orgasmic-humor)

surprisebitch:


can’t wait for Gaga, R. Kelly, & Taylor Swift’s upcoming collab, “iPhone 5s” ! it will slay like Video Phone, and Telephone!

surprisebitch:

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can’t wait for Gaga, R. Kelly, & Taylor Swift’s upcoming collab, “iPhone 5s” ! it will slay like Video Phone, and Telephone!

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communistbakery:

well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try

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surprisebitch:

"would you like a glass of champagne?"

me:

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